starbuckssollux:

klapollo:

klapollo:

its december third and i just gotta ask all of you one question

this meme is only a year old and yet it still feels like its been half a decade since the last time ive seen this image

adorablecake:

the-malevolent-platypus:

Since it’s Halloween, don’t forget the scariest costumes ever:

“College loan debt”

“Parental responsability”

“Decreasing property value”

“Dishes I left in the sink for a week”

“MY EX WIFE”

“Unexpected pet surgery bill”

“The guy who wants to date your daughter”

Then, the best one:

“UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE”

WHY WAS DR.DOOFENSHMIRTZ SUCH A MOOD?!??!

chaoticbisexualalien:

chaoticbisexualalien:

nooo don’t express serious emotions you’ve been designated “the funny one” aha

nooo don’t exist in a way that contradicts the one-dimensional version of you I’ve created in my head you’re so convenient aha

seashellronan:

you know when the wind does the blowy thing and the leaves on the ground blow in a circle and you feel halloween in your heart

liqiuid:

*conveniently forgets that I actually have a lot of stuff to do and waits for the impending panic attacks when it catches up with me on sunday night*

generalgrievousdatingsim:

me checking my reflection after having a breakdown and crying my eyes raw